以下對話出自孫燕姿和她姐:

"Do you know why some people keep the tap on while they brush their teeth?"
"Hmm...."
"I was thinking about it last night. Initially, I thought it was
because they are afraid that the water might somehow run out and
therefore the current stream of running water might have been some
sort of an assurance. Then I thought, no it's because they are afraid
of not being able to rinse out the toothpaste from their mouth the
very minute they are done."
"....ok."

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我回想自己每天刷牙的情景，確實自己每次刷牙我都一直開著水龍頭，然後用刷牙用的玻璃杯一直接著，一邊低頭刷牙一邊看著水從杯子的邊緣流出來，時常緩慢時常劇烈，濺濕一身的衣服。我應該不是害怕快刷好的時候剛好沒水，牙膏沒法沖走。而是因為用完一杯水之後再去用滿是牙膏泡泡的手去扭開水龍頭是非常麻煩的事情，寧願讓它一直這樣緩慢的接著，然後看著泡泡被水流沖走。

原來這就是叫做“懶”。燕姿也承認。She Said:It is not a revelation, pure laziness could explain the whole tap running thing, it could explain a lot of things I suppose.

每天等待某件事情的發生開始逐漸變得異常緩慢，我可以為我下一件需要做的事情拖得完全不知不覺好像過了很久。時間就是被我每次這樣慢慢花光，從早上起來第一件事洗頭刷牙，然後風乾頭髮再坐到電腦面前，好像時間都非常緩慢。動作難免在我世界裡面就好像電影裡面一楨一楨的動作，一秒一秒進行著。這就是“懶”吧。

現在我可以睡得忘記了時間，忘記了我必須吃東西的時間，完全失去了寄托的日子。我不知道自己究竟在等待什麽。一場華麗的夢麼？近乎一星期每天都在下雨，也許當你起床會發現那一絲陽光照耀，放心，那只是一點誘惑而已，當你上當了，最後結果當然是淋濕全身，傻得像個傻瓜。The rain rain rain Keeps coming down. What to do today and day after day? 我恨透了雨水了，什麽時候才可以有陽光燦爛的日子？:(